You Known You Need a Weekend When...

...you're attempting to type "opportunity" in the final version of the meeting minutes you took yesterday, and you type "pooportunity" instead.  And then spend between five and ten minutes convulsing about how utterly hysterical that word is.  Any ideas what we could use it for?  I'm thinking of it as a synonym for "bathroom break - number two."  Leave other suggestions in the comments!