Note to Self

Note to Self: 

"Hint of Salt" Wheat Thins are not flavored with, as one would suspect, a hint of sea salt.  Rather, "hint of salt" refers to the fact that they have less salt than standard-issue Wheat Thins; in fact, the entire vat was most likely seasoned with about half a teaspoon.  Stated differently, they're #@&%ing boring.

Don't buy again.